I wish I knew how to work this thing they call a cotton gin. I swear, the nerve of that Eli Whitney to not write us a manual for this kinda thing.You figure with the Industrial Revolution happenin' and all that, it would make kids a lil' smarter these days.I also got myself one of 'dem steel plows to take care o' ma field in d' backa mah house, but I still can't figure how this is s'pose to make wheat reapin' go faster. Everything's goin' crazy, Andrew Jackson. Don't know how he c'n be so irresponsible and get'm self in a ruckus at d' White House, but he's the big guy in charge now. I think the only thing gone right in 'dis country is Robert Fulton andis' steam boat; makes travelin' go faster. I think I'ma startin' to understand though what it means to be a nation wit' all this crap happenin'.
Progressin' as a nation is important; news idea c'n be made from old ideas and old ideas can be made new agi'n. It is important to help ourselves locally, but when we come togeth'r and help da entire nation, we can progress ourselves even more. To think of all we been through in th' years, with the wars and land we been gettin', we've really come a long way. To be a nation, we need to unite to help each other, not ourselves.
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I just have a few helpful suggestions:
1. You do need a picture Bryan, its a rule.
2. The vernacular used is quite amusing and would be correct if not for a few spelling errors like, "c'n instead of can't"
3. Also needs two paragraphs
But other than those it was very ammusing and nice.
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