Today I woke up in a bush. Completely flustered I stumbled through the wilderness until I came across a fool of a cowboy named shootin steve. He was runnin' full speed and fell flat on his face as he tried to leap over a fallen tree. When he came to - he uttered the words "I done shot him. I thought he was wild ragin' boar. Lewis looks like a boar..."
Thats all I could get out of him before he ran off like a broken black eyed susan.
I then continued through the woods until I came across a group of people with the names Lewis Clark and Sacajawea.. Lewis was a bloody mess so I bandaged the poor fellow and helped him on his way. You're welcome America.
P.S.
That Sacajawea must have bruises.. From when she fell from Heaven..
Thats all I could get out of him before he ran off like a broken black eyed susan.
I then continued through the woods until I came across a group of people with the names Lewis Clark and Sacajawea.. Lewis was a bloody mess so I bandaged the poor fellow and helped him on his way. You're welcome America.
P.S.
That Sacajawea must have bruises.. From when she fell from Heaven..
5 comments:
Wow i found this peace of work very interesting. It was very intertaning.
Well I reckon you done a good deal making up for my here mishap. I just tell you, Lewis lookin like a boar, I don't know how he got that angel Sacajawea. Sorry if I was a stumblin and a mumblin but I was worried about my negative contribution to this here America. Nice meeting you partner, hope we can rope some cows soon.
Shootin Steve
Great job! Very entertaining.
Not bad, not bad. Tell me, what was Clark doing at the time? And by the way was the guy that shot Lewis was he apart of the colonal mob?
ummm. i didnt realize that the lone ranger was around back then.
maybe im just mistaken...not.
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