Friday, November 9, 2007

Andrew Jackson's presidency


I say, did you just know what happened today? That hillbilly of a man Andrew Jackson won the election of being president of the United States! I believe that this world is going to end! Of coarse being a citizen from New England it was my duty to witness Andrew Jackson's presidency. The speech that he gave was fantastic! He knew that this job was indeed important and he showed proof of it. As the Marshall came in with the Holy Bible Mr. Jackson pressed his lips against it. Can you imagine that? As he placed his hand on the Bible and agreed to his duties I thought that I misjudged him, but I was wrong. Afterwards of coarse was the presidential party at the White House. I thought it was going to be a formal party, but it was Southern America! Farmers, slaves, women, children, and etc. came to this party. I could barley get threw the front door for crying out loud! As I final made myself into the bloody house I had to get something to drink, tea was my specialty. As I made my way to the dining room all of the china was destroyed! As I remember I believe I saw that hillbilly of a president Andrew Jackson sneaking out the back door. I walked up to him and I noticed that his suite was torn and his hair was in a complete mess.

I walked up to him and asked if he was alright. Of coarse he was startled and looked at me in confusion. He said, "What ever you do don't tell anyone that you saw me!". As he finished telling me this he ran out of the bloody door like the coward that he is. After all was over there was no where to get out of the White House. The guest started climbing out of the windows and fighting their way out the bloody door! What did I do? I had to climb out of the chimney and believe me it can be done! After I came home and settled my nerves down I realized that this nation is meant to keep all men equal wither it is white men, black men, foreigners, rich folk, and poor folk. If we can't get along with each other then we have no nation at all. Maybe I misjudged Andrew Jackson after all.

3 comments:

Jordan said...

I liked your blog KJ.
It was really funny.

Scott202 said...

You had some good historical facts and made it interesting to read. Good job!

andrew baldwin said...

you blog was very intreging and yes i know i probably spelled all of this wrong so ya bye