Today I started building my "roomy" cabin on the Arkansas River. I cleaned my six guns and gave my horse some chowder. Last week when I was up in Three Forks I heard some rustling in the trees over yonder. I drew my six guns, quickly mind you, and fired a shot into the brush. To my "horror" and "surprise" my bullet found its mark in the body of Meriwether Lewis. We patched that fellow up with some leaves and vines and the next day he was off again.
I must digress a small bit about Mr. Lewis. Mr. Lewis and his partner, though I did not meet the man by the name of Clark, are truly astounding men worthy of any Indian camp leadership. They were sent to explore this beautiful land called the Louisiana Purchase and find new plants and animals. I told him my experience with the plants that give the runs and the wolves that take many a bullets to bring them to the ground. I hope my information will be helpful. This here United States government is gonna have a tough time making this nation unified with everyone being so diverse and all that ruckus. The government is gonna have to make sure that its rules and such apply to everyone, the blacks and injuins and women and men and all the people that live in this here country. Only with some good rules to keep these here people's rights safe, and some good old fashioned Democracy, is this country gonna be able to be unified.
P.S.
Sacajawea is a real looker.
I must digress a small bit about Mr. Lewis. Mr. Lewis and his partner, though I did not meet the man by the name of Clark, are truly astounding men worthy of any Indian camp leadership. They were sent to explore this beautiful land called the Louisiana Purchase and find new plants and animals. I told him my experience with the plants that give the runs and the wolves that take many a bullets to bring them to the ground. I hope my information will be helpful. This here United States government is gonna have a tough time making this nation unified with everyone being so diverse and all that ruckus. The government is gonna have to make sure that its rules and such apply to everyone, the blacks and injuins and women and men and all the people that live in this here country. Only with some good rules to keep these here people's rights safe, and some good old fashioned Democracy, is this country gonna be able to be unified.
P.S.
Sacajawea is a real looker.
7 comments:
Nice, creative intro.
Did you lad?
Well heres the deal. After you fed your lovely horse you took a nap. I then proceded to steal that mule and run away with the Indian woman you've been dating.
Who's laughing now you silly chap?
Cheers mate - here's to life!
hmmm i do believe you are completly retarted
good entry! A for effort!
Ronny your blogg is nice but i have a question. Did Lewis get shot during the expedition or during the Louisiana Purchase? Your blogg also made since but that was my main concern.
Thanks:)
dominique
Wow. Very interesting Ronny. I'm not even surprised at your creative personality.
Excellent entry! Tell me were you the reason why Sacajawea is on the Land O Lakes butter brand? I mean seriously were you jealous of the fact that Sacajawea spend more time with Lewis and Clark than you? What was Sacajawea's main purpose? Was she a translator or a housewife on the road?
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